Amusing signature from JeepForum.com

[D.K.]

Be very careful with the wife mod. Uninstallation can be extremely expensive. Wife mods have been known to take the jeep and all other mods during the uninstall process. Also, make sure you service your wife mod properly as often as humanly possible. Wife mods not properly serviced may malfuction or uninstall themselves at any time.

[stevet]

Something like," Everything I own, I own. Everything he own's, I OWN", along those lines.............