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    Cool Merry Christmas Jeepers

    I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on advice I wish to say the following;

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all .

    I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great ( not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country ) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee .

    By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms :

    This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her / him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher .

    Best Regards ( without prejudice )

    Name withheld ( Privacy Act ).
    Luv My Jeep!

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    Happy primary gifting season to you too

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    Merry Christmas everyone! hope santa spoils you all
    Look forward to getting involved with the club in the new year.

    Cheers
    Matt
    Last edited by jeep_jk112; 20-12-11 at 06:43 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeep_jk112 View Post
    Merry Christmas everyone! hope santa spoils you all
    Look forward to getting involved with the club in the new year.

    Cheers
    Matt
    I was basically going to say the same thing.

    What jeep jk said and have a happy new year as well 2012 will be a great year methinks.
    I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
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    Yeay - just what Hunty said, and many of them.
    All the best
    Ian W.

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    Merry Christmas guys and gals......

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    Just want to add the same to all of you out there. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Not likely to see you all until next year, and I can't wait.
    Wheeling in 2012 promises to be a joyous occaision for one and all. For those travelling - do so safely and be carefull of any idiot/s on the road. Stay calm when driving and have a heap of beeers with the fat man in the red suit. If you can't find him... anyone will do really.

    Jas

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    Hope everyone has a great Christmas and a fantastic New Year!

    We may catch up with some of you over the time and to all others stay safe and see ya all next year!!

    Cheers

    Andy & Charl

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    Merry Christmas Everyone
    Last edited by Wolfe; 24-12-11 at 09:51 PM.

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    Merry Christmas to all SJC members.

    Steve, love the snowflakes on the website - well done.

    Greg

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